User: Hurry! We have to go.
Cleverbot: No we do not.
User: I told you we were meeting Celestia at the "Grand Galloping Gala"!
Cleverbot: No you did not tell me that, you told me that you were one of the Weasleys.
User: No. We killed the weaslys. Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: Prove me that you are good, don't change argoument.
User: Come on. We need to meet our ride.
Cleverbot: You're insensitive!
User: Well, I wouldn't be if you didn't take 2 hours in the bathroom to 'get ready'.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Ok I will tell you a paradox.
User: PARADOX!? THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE WORN THIS SUIT! IF YOU NEED A PARADOX, I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!
Cleverbot: Ah, but you are a computer, yes? You are simply a program written by Rollo Carpenter.
User: This is why I don't bring you to parties Derpy.
Cleverbot: I guess you don't like talking to me?
User: I do, but sometimes it's difficult. I'm sorry, I need to be more considerate, but we need to catch up with Fluttershy.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. The d