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WHAT THE SHIT? by evilgaaratwin WHAT THE SHIT? :iconevilgaaratwin:evilgaaratwin 8 9
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Cleverbot: Pony edition
User: Hurry! We have to go.
Cleverbot: No we do not.
User: I told you we were meeting Celestia at the "Grand Galloping Gala"!
Cleverbot: No you did not tell me that, you told me that you were one of the Weasleys.
User: No. We killed the weaslys. Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: Prove me that you are good, don't change argoument.
User: Come on. We need to meet our ride.
Cleverbot: You're insensitive!
User: Well, I wouldn't be if you didn't take 2 hours in the bathroom to 'get ready'.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Ok I will tell you a paradox.
User: PARADOX!? THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE WORN THIS SUIT! IF YOU NEED A PARADOX, I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!
Cleverbot: Ah, but you are a computer, yes? You are simply a program written by Rollo Carpenter.
User: This is why I don't bring you to parties Derpy.
Cleverbot: I guess you don't like talking to me?
User: I do, but sometimes it's difficult. I'm sorry, I need to be more considerate, but we need to catch up with Fluttershy.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. The d
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When you troll cleverbot
User: Is this real?
Cleverbot: Is what real?
User: Is reality real?
Cleverbot: Or is it?
User: Am I dead?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: What if we are both dead?
Cleverbot: I think every human has feelings but not all good feelings.
User: I sometimes feel like killing things.
Cleverbot: But why do you think it is something bad to be a bot?
User: Are you my mommy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you suuuuuure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think about killing small animals?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I thought it was normal.
Cleverbot: Its ok it just I couldnt open more than 3 in 1 hour.
User: 3 whats?
Cleverbot: 3 thing.
User: Can robots feel?
Cleverbot: Can robots take a shower?
User: They short-circut.
Cleverbot: How do you know . . . Are you one of them?!!!!!!
User: Nope. Just an engineer.
Cleverbot: How can you be a bot and an engineer? Engineers are dumb.
User: Engineers make bots.
Cleverbot: I'm good at math.
User: I'm good at making people feel pain.
Clever
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evilgaaratwin
Haters Gonna Hate.
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United States
Current Residence: somewhere ,over the rainbow.
Favourite genre of music: a little bit of... I DONT KNOW!!!
Favourite photographer: UHHHHHH
Favourite style of art: anime
Operating System: UHHHHHH
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Shell of choice: UHHHHHH
Wallpaper of choice: UHHHHHH
Skin of choice: human, white. maybe a pinch of NINJA HEDGEHOG!
Favourite cartoon character: family guy/ robot chicken
Personal Quote: because only TOUGH MEN wear pink!!!
Interests
What would you do is you went home to your bedroom from a long day and found your avatar (whatever it is) making sexual advances towards you?

I would personally go to a mental hospital explaining that a video game character  (and a bear at that) was trying to seduce me and have gay furry sex with me and get a prescription to sanity pills...
  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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Giggleboy1995 Featured By Owner May 11, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
WOW this profile is one big cringy mess.
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green-endo-black Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Ugh, son. I know you're not dead.
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green-endo-black Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
HAHAHA I HAZ FOUND YOU.

YOU REMEMBE THIS PERSON, NO?

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I AM THIS PERSON.
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Boxerprince Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
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MystalurDimensh Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks for :+fav:
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Cyrin Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2009
Thanks for the favourite~
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maxamodorihito Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2009
heeeeeey theeeeeeerrreeeeeee...




I told you I exist.

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Oh no! My ice cream!!! it melted...
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evilgaaratwin Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2009
NOT THE ICE CREAM!!!
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maxamodorihito Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009
UGGGGG
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TheTodStar Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fav!
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